The Lufbra Echo today announces that it has replaced its Chief Executive. The anonymous dictator has resigned amid growing unrest amongst the staff. This resulted in the Echo being taken offline for the past week and the protesters posting the 'GET READY' headline. This was, of course, in reference to the date at which the tyrant would be forced from office.
Whilst it is not the place of this organisation to speculate on the ongoing police inquiries, we can confirm that the Chief has been questioned about the practice of phone hacking that some have said was "entirely routine" at the Echo. We must reiterate that the displaced boss maintains that he "knew nothing" of the illegal prying. This despite having an iron grip on all things Echo.
Either way, the old man has gone and today marks a new age for Echo readers. In order to celebrate, we have changed our letterhead to lower case. This shows that never again will we be dictated to by tyrants. A military committee will be running affairs in an entirely anonymously transparent way until such time as another anonymous (yet transparent and legal) supreme leader can be appointed via a coup d'etat.
Happy reading,
TEMPORARY UNNAMED ACCOUNTABLE MILITARY PEACEFUL LEADERSHIP TEAM