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Monday 2 May 2011

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MY ROMANCE WITH MR X BY MISS Y

In a sensational exclusive interview with the lufbra echo, a well established female celebrity has told of her "three MONTH affair" with an "athletics name" who was in a "substantive partnership" at the time . The lufbra echo has been blocked from revealing the details of the relationship after the High Court granted a super-injunction late last night barring any of the world's media from disclosing the names of the two involved.

In the interview, Miss Y (not her real name) exposed of how Mr X (not his real name) demanded sex on the High Jump mats of many well known athletics stadia around the country. "Bedford, Loughborough, Eton - we did it at a lot of venues" she said "sometimes we'd do it in the long jump pit as well. He was very demanding." It is unclear whether the couple ever shared a bed together.

In unprecedented scenes lat last night, lawyers for Mr X successfully argued that revealing details of the affair would "damage the image of British athletics and athletes across the world" and that it would amount to a "gross invasion of privacy." Mr Justice Eady agreed and denied the echo leave to appeal his judgement.

Miss Y - who has recently returned from being abroad - said that she felt "let down" by the British legal system. "How can they do that?" she sobbed "I am only guilty of falling in love and now I get nothing at all." Mr X's legal team argued that Miss Y had been "well cared for" since the fling ended.